West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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