Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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