i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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