how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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