Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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