No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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