Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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