He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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