Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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