were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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