Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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