these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
