If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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