You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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