I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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