i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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