you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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