Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
high people should be assigned attendants
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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