Well douche your snatch and let's go!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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