You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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