You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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