I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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