Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
