i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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