You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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