I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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