Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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