ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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