That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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