my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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