Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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