YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
so much tequila, so little girl.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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