you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
