Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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