Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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