Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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