come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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