He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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