Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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