He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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