How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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