I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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