he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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