We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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