she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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