The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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