If i come over, it means nothing
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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