i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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