He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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