Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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