Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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