i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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