I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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