I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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