Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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